sonicmenu | INTRODUCING SONICMENU'S EXTENSIVE DLC OFFERINGS
ATTENTION SONICMENU READERS!!! Is your heart racing at the speed of sound for the ultimate Sonic the Hedgehog-related journalism experience? Are you ready for the legendary world of sonicmenu to transcend dimensions and be your portal into info about all of SEGA’s masterclass heroes? Well, by pre-ordering the sonicmenu.gay Digital Deluxe Edition, you can step it up and speed through a world beyond the blue blur! Included in the Digital Deluxe Edition is a pre-order bonus, the sonicmenu SEGA Legends DLC pass, and a free (digital) T-Shirt.
Pre-Order Bonus: Jet Set Radio menu!
Do not underestimate the concept of love and independent games media when you experience the perfect add-on for any SEGA or Dreamcast megafan. Jet Set Radio menu will skate you on a ride with the GG’s through every crevice of Shibuya, tagging every wall of Tokyo-to to become the most powerful group of Rudies on the streets. Access to Jet Set Radio menu will be available starting in a summer; we do not know yet which one. Stay tuned to Professor K’s pirate radio station for more info.
sonicmenu SEGA Legends DLC Wave 0 (Digital Deluxe Edition Exclusive!): CRAZYmenu
Hey Hey Hey. As a token of our appreciation for helping sonicmenu make some CRAZY MONEY, we’ll be here to blast some music not by The Offspring and Bad Religion down the streets of this CRAAAAAAZY city. Keep up with our own crazy crew of drivers in the CRAZYmenu Podcast! Featuring our own Axel (“Dave McAdam”), B.D. Joe(“KM Nelson”), Gena(Lex Luddy), and Gus(ROTATING CHAIR) reporting on all the latest news on Sega’s upcoming CRAZY TAXI live service game. You can only get access to CRAZYmenu by purchasing the sonicmenu Digital Deluxe Edition, so too bad if you only got the Standard Edition. You’ll need a CRAZY class license to handle the reporting at CRAZYmenu.
sonicmenu SEGA Legends DLC Wave 1: NiGHTS into menu!
Have the sweetest of dreams and stay updated on all the latest news about everyone’s favourite Nightmaren while you’re sleeping with the NiGHTS into menu DLC pack for sonicmenu. We here at sonicmenu have stocked enough ideyas to allow for a brand new sonicmenu review, reporting, and podcasting experience in your dreams every night for the rest of your life. With the help of NiGHTS themself, you will have the best sleep and dreams in the world by having NiGHTS into menu to be your bedtime story.
sonicmenu SEGA Legends DLC Wave 2: Hottest Hits! menuphor Re-Fantazio, Super Monkey Ball menu, And Puyo Puyo menu!
Stay up to date with all ATLUS, Super Monkey Ball, and Puyo Puyo news, reviews, and scathing op-eds in this trifecta of sonicmenu add-ons! Menuphor Re-Fantazio celebrates the work of ATLUS’s long development and publishing history that we think we can make money by talking about. (No pesky old Persona games like Persona 1 and 2, no Trauma Center games; hell, we’ll even forget Persona 5 even happened because now it is seen as divisive) Roll and pop along with all of your favourite friends from the Super Monkey Ball and Puyo Puyo series to complete this hottest hits trifecta! See articles on AiAi, MeeMee, Arle, Carbuncle, Amitie, Ringo, and the gang as you keep up on all the latest lukewarm Super Monkey Ball and Puyo Puyo series takes! We will mostly be lamenting how Puyo Puyo Puzzle Pop is still exclusive to Apple Arcade and not talking much about anything else. We will be the first to report on any Super Monkey Ball: Banana Rumble DLC delistings, and you better bet Super Monkey Ball menu in itself will have its own add-on DLC and crossovers as well! The Hottest Hits wave of the sonicmenu SEGA Legends DLC pass will release this fall (to your death! FALL OUT!).
sonicmenu SEGA Legends DLC Wave 3: sonicmenu Gems Collection! menu of the Dead, Skies of Arcadia menu, Seamenu
sonicmenu does was SEGAdon’t in our third wave of SEGA Legends add-on DLC. menu of the Dead is your one-stop shop for all the latest light gun arcade shooter related reporting and reviews. menu of the Dead expands beyond the classic arcade shooter House of the Dead gameplay, though. menu of the Dead features everything Typing of the Dead, Touch the Dead, and with the help of the bad boy of games media and friend of the site, Mike Minotti (@tolkoto.com) will be our lead writer for our ENGLISH of the Dead section. (He really knows English so he’s the best writer for the job!)
We know how popular Skies of Arcadia menu will be for our fans here at sonicmenu, but half of the fans excited for it may have not actually had the chance to play the Dreamcast and GameCube RPG cult classic Skies of Arcadia, and as such, Skies of Arcadia menu will not contain any articles or content until an actual Skies of Arcadia re-release is announced by SEGA—as to avoid pesky spoilers. You know what to do in the meantime…
Seamenu is our experimental interactive live podcast where I, Sana SMW, and Editor-in-Chief, Lex Luddy, will go through Seaman every day until we see credits while also reporting on industry happenings, and for every superchat or donation, we will tell Leonard Nimoy (rest his soul) as Seaman anything you want him to hear. I put this here so I can pitch this to Lex somewhat as a real idea (not every day and not doing all the reporting but perhaps as a livestream activity). The only issue is that my Dreamcast and copy of Seaman is back at home and there is a time difference. (which may suck with the real-time clock) sonicmenu Gems Collection will be released when we feel like this idea is profitable or SEO optimised!!
Sonicmenu SEGA Legends DLC Final Wave: Shenmenue!
Have you ever been too busy looking for sailors to know what’s going on in the games industry? Years ago, were you Chinese? If you answered yes to either question, we here at sonicmenu believe that you deserve the best games reporting money can buy. As such, we are offering Shenmenue not only to every purchaser of the sonicmenu SEGA Legends DLC pass and the sonicmenu Digital Deluxe Edition, but to EVERYONE ON THE PLANET. All Shenmenue articles will be written, proofread, edited, and published by our Shenmue fanatic Editor-in-Chief Lex Luddy [EDITOR’S NOTE: no]. This has always been one of Lex’s biggest dreams in games journalism, so to make the most out of it, EVERYONE MUST EXPERIENCE SHENMENUE [EDITOR’S NOTE: still no]. If you end up not liking Shenmenue, that’s totally your fault for not giving enough money to the Shenmue 3 Kickstarter.
Newsletter Bonus: Like a Dragon menu
Act fast! If you sign up for our pre-sonicmenu Digital Deluxe Edition newsletter, you’ll be able to access the Like a Dragon menu DLC free of charge. There is only one article for this Like A Dragon menu DLC add-on, “Explaining why Ryo Hazaki is a more Compelling Character than Ichiban Kasuga” by our Like A Dragon and Shenmue expert Editor-In-Chief Lex Luddy. If you miss out on this newsletter bonus, you will never be able to access the Like a Dragon menu DLC again, so don’t miss out!
The free digital T-shirt is still in development, but Digital Deluxe Edition purchasers will have 4-day early access for when it becomes available! We appreciate and thank all of the sonicmenu megafans for making the most of independent Sonic the Hedgehog and SEGA hot takes.
